These past few weeks I've been learning that I don't mix well with speech writing. Ok I lied. I've only been learning that since Monday because I didn't start my speech until Monday, but I've been putting it off for a few weeks.
I have to give a speech at graduation tomorrow night, but I need to finish it tonight because tomorrow morning we have rehearsal for graduation and I'm supposed to practice my speech then.
Don't a lot of people have speech writers? Why can't I have a speech writer? This wouldn't be so hard to write if it was on a topic that I'm passionate about. Maybe I'll just change the topic from salutatorian shenanigans to why everyone should give me money for college and a car. That sounds good.