Like the new template? I made a new one because orange pop always reminds me of summer, and since it's warming up and starting to be like summer again I decided to summerize my diary (although the picture doesn't always show up). Ok enough with that.
I'm really getting annoyed. I need to come up with a new senior quote for yearbook. Again. I've honestly given the yearbook teacher 8 quotes, and she, Mrs. K, has rejected all of them. Let's take a gander at the quotes that were all deemed inappropriate.
Allison's Rejected Senior Quotes
"I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks." -Ted Nugent
"My blood hurts." -what's her face, Teen Girl Squad
"The pickings were slim." -Mrs. Dennison (explanation for those reading this that don't go to my school- Mr. Dennison is my Bible teacher and his wife is really pretty and she said that quote when someone asked why she married him. He said it was ok for me to use that as my senior quote.)
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." " -Jack Handy
"Every man dies, but not every man truly gets his head blown off." -Jack Handy
"This is my sixth senior quote, please just accept it."
"I love the smell of armpits in the morning, it's like victory." -Ozzy Osbourne
"I'll go my way and you go your way, and if we find each other, it's beautiful." (my history teacher gave me that one, it's from the 60s.)
The Ted Nugent one was my first one, I gave it to Mrs. K many months ago when everyone handed in their senior things to be put in the yearbook, and she came up to me last week and said she found my quote just in time and that I need to change it because it says "sucks." So I've given her new quotes, and she keeps rejecting them. I really liked my first one, but I also really like the last one. However she says, "People may take it the wrong way." She also says that she knows the real meaning of it, which according to her is very bad. Interesting. She also says I need to pick something serious, because years from now I'll look back on this for prosterity. No I won't! It's just a quote in the yearbook, it's not like I'll regret picking something lighthearted. Hardly anyone picks a serious quote. Let's take a gander at some previous senior quotes that she's allowed into the yearbook that are not serious at all or have bad real meanings.
Quotes That Were Allowed in the Yearbook That Make it Hypocritical for Mine Not to be Allowed
"Never mow another man's lawn."
"Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die." -Dave Matthews Band
"Celebrate we will, cause life is short but sweet for certain." -Dave Matthews Band
"Everything is harder with mittens." -Chris
"Homework, shmmework, I ain't doin' it."
"Chrissy, you look like a janiotr, beard and everything." -John
"My boss pays me enough so I don't quit, and I work hard enough so he doesn't fire me."
That's just a tiny morsel. There's been a lot more like that, and Mrs. K didn't reject those for not being serious or deep enough. This is such bunk, I'm getting annoyed because she's being really hard on me and not everyone else in my class who gave a quote that's not serious. It's a freakin quote, lay off! Maybe I should have my friends in yearbook sneak that in as my senior quote. This is so dumb.